December 2010
32 posts
In order to master the art of cheating on someone you love, it is required of...
– Sun
Sushi
I just had sushi.
Then a driver from work came in and said they were going to bring me back Vietnamese that I simply MUST TRY.
I just had Vietnamese.
There’s this weird part that’s saying, “Today is a good day because I had good food;” however, there is also this part that’s saying, “Omg. PLEASE, PLEASE grab a tooth brush and relieve me of this belly...
It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
– Niccolo Machiavelli
PASS
I have a license! AHH!
I also got hired for Project Survive! AHH!
I have to buy a car now and find affordable insurance… AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_;
PENIS!
fluffyislost:
I’d rather sell my nuts to castrati.
– Life As A House
To Drive or Not to Drive...
Driving test tomorrow! Wish me luck to either pass or fail gracefully!
There is no man, Gilly. Only that moon.
– Practical Magic—-in lieu of the celestial event taking place